I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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