Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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