Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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