He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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