Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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