how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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