You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
did i just pee glitter
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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