that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
