That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
vagina is talking i cant
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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