i would punch a child for taco bell
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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