PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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