Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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