ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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