Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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