Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
