i barfeds in our rink
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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