Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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