Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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