You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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