he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to sanitize my soul.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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