Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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