dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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