I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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