STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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