Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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