called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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