i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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