Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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