I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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