This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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