Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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