Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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