found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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