he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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