That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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