We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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