YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i believe in u and ur pee
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