so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm gonna fight the coyote
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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