think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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