I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
false alarm, still single
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