Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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