something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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