also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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