my mouth tastes like poor choices
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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