At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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