Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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