is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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