he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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