I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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