butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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