just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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