It's just like the Real World with babies
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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