Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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