You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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