I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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