She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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